I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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