it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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