Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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