have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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