David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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