It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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