I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
not ubering you a puppy
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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