I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
