STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
its not stalking. its research.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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