I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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