Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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