So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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