ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Randomize
