# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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