I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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