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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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