I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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