do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Randomize
