There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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