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Fuck
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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