Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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