My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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