You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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