You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I still have a little drunk in my system
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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