i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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