My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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