He is such a slut. More and more my type.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
