thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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