He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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