she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Randomize
