are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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