therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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