i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
so let's talk penis.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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