Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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