Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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