yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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