I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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