i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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