Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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