They should really pass out barf bags in church
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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