He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Bang-toberfest begins!!
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Randomize