I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
