sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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