ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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