That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
