I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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