I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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