Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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