Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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