I just pynch a tree in the face
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Randomize