I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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