11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
they're like a gay fantastic four
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
i think im in europe. pls send help
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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