all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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