Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
not ubering you a puppy
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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