I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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