The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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